consignation | eastbound ooc info

✥ NAME & DEVICE USERNAME: jiang cheng / jiang wanyin
✥ CANON: the untamed
✥ ONE-LINE PITCH: area man loses everything but his virginity, never helped a situation once in his life and never met a problem he couldn't make worse.
✥ DEAD / ALIVE / IT'S COMPLICATED: alive but at what cost
✥ ARC OF ARRIVAL: sa-hareth
✥ INVENTORY:

✘ sandu, extremely purple sword.
✘ zidian, electric whip with exorcism properties. Transforms into a bangle in the shape of a snake with an attached ring when not in use.
✘ chenqing, wei wuxian's extremely cursed demon flute he's been holding onto for him, a safe and healthy way to cope with the loss of your brother.
✘ silk purse with ancient Chinese currency.
✘ gold hair accessories for fixing his nephew's hair with.
✘ purple robe set, silver crown.
✘ cloth pouch of lotus seeds.
✘ large dog named zongzi.

out of character

✥ PLAYER: livvy
✥ PREFERRED CONTACT: discord, loaf#3886
✥ BACKTAGGING: yes, though after a bit i tend to lose steam. always up for handwaving.
✥ THREADJACKING: go for it
✥ FOURTH-WALLING: soft no
✥ ACTION vs PROSE: prose
✥ DEAL-BREAKER SCENARIOS: eh haven't come across one yet but i'll be sure to let you know
✥ YOU'D SACRIFICE A VIRGIN FOR: just happy to be here
✥ ANYTHING ELSE? i'll get back to this, maybe

in character

✥ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE LIMITS: none, fuck him up
✥ OPEN TO MANIPULATION? play him like a fiddle
✥ ...AND MIND CONTROL? sure why not
✥ WHAT KIND OF MENTAL PRESENCE DO THEY HAVE: constipated and tense
✥ ...AND MAGICAL? he's a cultivator but he's not shown doing much outside of swinging his electric whip around. he can theoretically do all the other stuff though.
✥ RELATIONSHIPS: estranged sect brother/mild obsession in wei wuxian, non-consensual rivalry with lan wangji, 'why do you have my brother's face' hostility at moran, desperately in love with but guilt-stricken uncertainty around wen qing. hasn't branched out much otherwise so far.
✥ WHAT PUSHES THEIR BUTTONS: literally everything. he will find a way to find offense. he is either furious at lan wangji for having the audacity to possibly consider fucking his brother or furious at lan wangji for the sheer arrogance of not yet having fucked his brother to give you an example.
✥ WARNINGS ON THEIR LABEL: he has GENUINELY never met a problem he couldn't make worse. it's a superpower. proceed at your own peril.

Threaded | Flat

✥ NAME & DEVICE USERNAME: Jiang "You Are Never Living That Gif Down" Wanyin
✥ CANON: The Untamed
✥ ONE-LINE PITCH: Eldritch Horror Meets Shouty Furby.
✥ DEAD / ALIVE / IT'S COMPLICATED: THAT DEPENDS ENTIRELY ON WITNESSES AND THE TIME OF DAY
✥ ARC OF ARRIVAL: Whenever the cradle of Lan Wangji's nightmares broke and this dinosaur slug slithered out to poke-evolve into the humanoid equivalent of fried rice made with freshly cooked rice, that's what you are, Jiang Cheng, a monstrosity
✥ INVENTORY:

✘ the arrogance of Lotus Pier
✘ more finely adorned silks than a house of courtesans???
✘ the bow he never uses despite coming from a sect of archers, how did you fail at this????

out of character

✥ DEAL-BREAKER SCENARIOS: Anything involving the use of the following organs: tongue, heart, manhood
✥ YOU'D SACRIFICE A VIRGIN FOR: Excel detects circular reference error, cannot sacrifice a virgin to appease a virgin
✥ ANYTHING ELSE? Please let's slaughter this man

in character

✥ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE LIMITS: None, he doesn't need that arm, either arm, both arms, just turn away, Wei Ying, this will only take a minute, yes, sweetie, it's the skies bleeding again, is that Wen Ning in the woods? You should go check, your brother is definitely not in lowkey agony right now, sugar pumpkin, I love yoooouuuuuuu baaaaaaaaaaaaai
✥ OPEN TO MANIPULATION? have you seen his mom?
✥ ...AND MIND CONTROL? What mind?
✥ WHAT KIND OF MENTAL PRESENCE DO THEY HAVE: when wine meets swine
✥ ...AND MAGICAL? girlfriend can't cut a lotus pod, he probably can't even swim and he lives on a river
✥ RELATIONSHIPS: we hear in Gusu Lan his hand and he get on extremely well
✥ WHAT PUSHES THEIR BUTTONS: breathing, nature popping a daisy, the colour pink
✥ WARNINGS ON THEIR LABEL:

Jiang Cheng may cause a severe allergic reaction, especially in people possessed of decent hearing and/or allergic to common sense. Symptoms may include:

- hives
- facial swelling
- broken legs
- asthma (wheezing) from laughter at his wtfery
- shock
- skin reddening (his embarrassment is contagious)

If an allergic reaction occurs, stop use, kick Jiang Cheng's teeth out and make sure he is aware and watching as you seek medical help from his beautiful ex-fiancee right away.
Stomach bleeding warning: exposure to Jiang Cheng can induce the urge to end one's own agony through stomach bleeding. The chance is higher if you:

- are aged 4 or older
- have had stomach ulcers or bleeding problems
- actually pay attention to his yelling
- remember the origins of his core
- Wei Ying is present and still finds him funny, what do they put in Lotus Pier waters

Keep out of reach of Jin children. In case of overdose, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.

eastbound ooc info

JIANG CHENG'S PROFILE, AS MENTALLY DICTATED BY LAN WANGJI