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[resurging]

no! i mean i don't think so? i don't know, i don't want to know!!!

this isn't shijie's child.

[ let's just state the obvious, hang on ]

i have a son.

[consignation]

[ congrats you broke him ]

why

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i feel somewhat offended and i can't exactly pinpoint why, jiang cheng.

a son! i have a son! you have NEPHEWS!

[consignation]

WHERE DID YOU GET A SON
WHEN DID YOU GET A SON
HOW DID YOU GET A SON

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I DON'T actually know the details just yet, but i do know that he is here and he is a lovely child and i want you to meet him.

one snag though, he. uh. he ends up getting adopted by lan zhan too. so. that's one little thing that's in the way.

but things are different here! we can make things better!

[consignation]

............................. he's your son with lan wangji

[resurging]

see i knew you'd focus on that. that's not true.

well it's sort of true? a little? he was my son then he was lan zhan's and then... things happen?

thing is. he's here. i'm here. i can be his dad properly. and you get to have TWO nephews! shouldn't he get to know our family too?

[consignation]

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU AHVE A SON WITH LAN WANGJI AND IM SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING ELSE

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well i don't have the necessary equipment for childbearing and neither does lan zhan so you don't have to worry about anyone's honor being sullied!

wasn't that one of your concerns? that i'm being stolen? or... something?

do you want to meet your nephew

[consignation]

ADOPTION EXISTS FOR FUCK'S SAKE WEI WUXIAN
YOU!!! ARE ADOPTED!!!!!

[resurging]

[okay ow.]

it's not a romantic adoption!

i'm pretty sure lan zhan isn't even interested in me in any romantic fashion, he's just being nice!

[consignation]

but you're interested in him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[resurging]

first, that is true, but also not the way you think i'm interested!
and second, it's a platonic adoption! like a godparent!

he doesn't even like me in that way, jiang cheng! there's nothing to worry about!

[consignation]

yet!!!!!
YET!!!!!!
you're very likeable wei wuxian!!!
are you happy now???
you made me say it!!!!
just leave me for lan wangji and be done with it!!!!!!!!

[resurging]

HE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE, JIANG CHENG
I ASKED HIM AND HE SAID HE'S WAITING FOR SOMEONE

i'm going to drag you into a river and throw you in I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN SWIM

[consignation]

well now i have to kill him

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wh

no? NO!!! WE'RE NOT KILLING LAN ZHAN!

[consignation]

i gave him my permission to marry you

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[this went the exact opposite direction, what tHE fUcK]

NO ONE'S GETTING MARRIED

[consignation]

i am either attending a wedding or a funeral wei wuxian
you get to pick which one

[resurging]

no one is killing anyone! no death! why are you so ready to kill people!!!

who's even dying in this scenario? lan zhan? me???

[consignation]

at this rate it will be me!!!!!

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you're not dying! no one is dying! this whole conversation is a nightmare, just

can we please meet my son formally as a family

[consignation]

will lan wangji be there?

[ at this point he's not sure what answer he wants but boy is he going to ask it ]

[resurging]

would you like for him to be there?

[just. gonna ask right back. for reasons.]